The way I see it, you're probably freest from the ages one to four
Around the age of five you're shipped away for your body to be stored
They promise education, but really they give you tests and scores
And they predictin' prison population by who scoring the lowest*
-Run the Jewels, “Walking in the Snow”
*Although I appreciate the powerful point made here about the school-to-prison pipeline, I think the idea that test scores are literally used to plan prisons is an urban legend.

Updated: I naively thought the legislature had hit bottom when I wrote the original post. But the South Carolina Senate got very little passed this session before the deadline, so instead they passed a bunch more, even more dangerous and crazy nonsense during the budget debate last night, April 26, 2022. Presumably because they know no one watches budget meetings, they seemed to pass vi…
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